Jesus has finally returned — and he's tearing up the track in this Volkswagen.
Wouldn't want to be followed by this car any time soon.
Not everything about the driver will be as "large" as this truck.
Never take candy from a stranger, unless that stranger is driving the candy cane car.
When in doubt — chrome it out!
Just kidding. This is just another example of people ruining nice cars.
You won't see Leo rolling around in this anytime soon.
Just had to throw the "69" on there for good measure.
Amazing paint job, but it's still creepy as fuck.
There's no possible way to make a PT Cruiser cool.
And yes, those are bull horns on the front.
For the crazy cat lady in your life.
This car better be going to space — so we can never see it again.
You bet your ass he sprung for the matching gold trailer!
We all know someone who thinks this is actually cool.
At least it's better than bird shit, right?
Whoever owns this must be one tough sum bitch....just kidding.
This definitely happened after a few beers were consumed.
Sharpies are great for making all those intricate designs.
We don't even know where to start with this car.